YOU SAID:
A pig jumped over my mother and sat on a toothpick
INTO JAPANESE
豚母を飛び越えた、つまようじの上に座って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sits on top of the toothpick pig mother jumped over the
INTO JAPANESE
つまようじ豚母の上に座っているを飛び越えた、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sitting on a toothpick pig mother jumped over the
INTO JAPANESE
飛び越えたつまようじ豚母の上に座って、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sitting on a toothpick pig mother jumped over the
Come on, you can do better than that.