YOU SAID:
A passing pigeon plummeted painfully on a piece of PVC pipe
INTO JAPANESE
通りすがりの鳩がPVCパイプの上で痛いほど急落した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A passing pigeon plunged painfully on a PVC pipe
INTO JAPANESE
通りすがりの鳩がPVCパイプに痛いほど突っ込んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A passing dove rammed painfully into a PVC pipe
INTO JAPANESE
通りすがりの鳩がPVCパイプに痛いほど突っ込んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A passing dove rammed painfully into a PVC pipe
That didn't even make that much sense in English.