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A number of luminous, wing-like appendages emerging from the shoulders, back, temples, ankles, and wrists of the entity. Although an accurate count has never been established, most observers place the number of wings at anywhere from two (2) through one hundred and eight (108), with the mean number being four (4). A weapon, possibly a sword or knife (SCP-001-2). The weapon appears to emit flames at a temperature rivaling that of the sun, based on spectrographic analysis, although there appear to be no destructive effects from the intense heat on the surrounding area. Any entity that approaches within 1 km of SCP-001 is immediately struck by the weapon and obliterated from existence. Any and all hostile actions taken towards SCP-001 have resulted in the annihilation of the attacker, regardless of range (see incident report re: Indian Ocean Submarine Missile Experiment, December 26, 2004) SCP-001 appears to be standing with its head bowed in a gesture of supplication with SCP-001-2 held in both hands point-down in front of it. Since originally recorded by the Founder over [DATA REDACTED] years ago, SCP-001 has not deviated from this stance. Human beings exposed to SCP-001 report hearing a voice in their heads, giving them a directive which the subject reports cannot be disobeyed. The most common directive is "FORGET", which results in the subject walking away from SCP-001 with no memory of having encountered it. On rare occasions, however, other directives have been given: the most famous of these is the one given to the Founder ("PREPARE"), which he has claimed formed the impetus for founding [DATA REDACTED] to catalog and contain any and all supernatural and/or paranormal artifacts that represent a serious threat to the current existence of humanity. This is the organization now known as the SCP Foundation. Observers have reported that SCP-001 appears to be standing in front of a gate of immense proportions. Long-range photographs have occasionally detected what appears to be a pastoral grove within, containing numerous other entities of the same composition as SCP-001, as well as several fruit trees of unknown composition. Of particular note are two fruit trees of immense proportion near what appears to be the center of the grove: one, it is noted, appears to be an ordinary apple tree, although the other bears a fruit unknown on earth, described as [DATA EXPUNGED].

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エンティティの肩、背中、寺院、足首、手首から浮かび上がる明るい、翼のような付属物の数。正確な数は確立されていませんが、ほとんどのオブザーバーは2(2)から18(108)の任意の場所に翼の数を配置し、平均数は4(4)です。 武器、おそらく剣やナイフ

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The number of bright, wing-like appendages emerging from the shoulders, back, temple, ankles and wrists of the entity. The exact number has not been established, but most observers place the number of wings anywhere from 2 (2) to 18 (108), with an average number of 4 (4). weapons, perhaps swords and knives

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エンティティの肩、背中、寺院、足首、手首から出てくる明るい、翼のような付属物の数。正確な数は確立されていませんが、ほとんどのオブザーバーは2(2)から18(108)の任意の場所に翼の数を配置し、平均数は4(4)です。 武器、おそらく剣とナイフ

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The number of bright, wing-like appendages coming out of the shoulders, back, temple, ankles and wrists of entities. The exact number has not been established, but most observers place the number of wings anywhere from 2 (2) to 18 (108), with an average number of 4 (4). weapons, perhaps swords and knives

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肩、背中、寺院、足首、およびエンティティの手首から出てくる明るい、翼のような付属物の数。正確な数は確立されていませんが、ほとんどのオブザーバーは2(2)から18(108)の任意の場所に翼の数を配置し、平均数は4(4)です。 武器、おそらく剣とナイフ

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The number of bright, wing-like appendages coming out of the shoulders, back, temple, ankles, and wrists of the entity. The exact number has not been established, but most observers place the number of wings anywhere from 2 (2) to 18 (108), with an average number of 4 (4). weapons, perhaps swords and knives

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エンティティの肩、背中、寺院、足首、手首から出てくる明るい、翼のような付属物の数。正確な数は確立されていませんが、ほとんどのオブザーバーは2(2)から18(108)の任意の場所に翼の数を配置し、平均数は4(4)です。 武器、おそらく剣とナイフ

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The number of bright, wing-like appendages coming out of the shoulders, back, temple, ankles and wrists of entities. The exact number has not been established, but most observers place the number of wings anywhere from 2 (2) to 18 (108), with an average number of 4 (4). weapons, perhaps swords and knives

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肩、背中、寺院、足首、およびエンティティの手首から出てくる明るい、翼のような付属物の数。正確な数は確立されていませんが、ほとんどのオブザーバーは2(2)から18(108)の任意の場所に翼の数を配置し、平均数は4(4)です。 武器、おそらく剣とナイフ

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The number of bright, wing-like appendages coming out of the shoulders, back, temple, ankles, and wrists of the entity. The exact number has not been established, but most observers place the number of wings anywhere from 2 (2) to 18 (108), with an average number of 4 (4). weapons, perhaps swords and knives

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