YOU SAID:
a normal day, bob has a normal life. a very straight life. he crushed on jacksony his boo boo pookie mwah mwah so gayyyyy uwu
INTO JAPANESE
普通の日、ボブは普通の生活を送っています。とてもまっすぐな人生。彼はジャクソニーに夢中だ、ブーブープーキー、ムワ、ムワ、とてもゲイだ、うわ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On a normal day, Bob lives a normal life. A very straightforward life. He's crazy about Jacksony, boo boo pookie, mwa, mwa, so gay, wow.
INTO JAPANESE
平凡な日、ボブは平凡な生活を送っています。とてもまっすぐな人生。彼はジャクソニー、ブーブープーキー、ムワ、ムワ、とてもゲイで、すごいことに夢中です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On an ordinary day, Bob lives an ordinary life. A very straightforward life. He's Jacksony, Boo Boo Pooky, Mwa, Mwa, very gay and into amazing things.
INTO JAPANESE
平凡な日、ボブは平凡な生活を送っています。とてもまっすぐな人生。彼はジャクソニー、ブーブープーキー、ムワ、ムワ、とてもゲイで、素晴らしいことに夢中です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On an ordinary day, Bob lives an ordinary life. A very straightforward life. He's jacksoni, boo boo pookie, mwa, mwa, very gay and into great things.
INTO JAPANESE
平凡な日、ボブは平凡な生活を送っています。とてもまっすぐな人生。彼はジャクソーニ、ブーブープーキー、ムワ、ムワ、とてもゲイで、素晴らしいことに夢中です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On an ordinary day, Bob lives an ordinary life. A very straightforward life. He's jacksoni, boo boo pookie, mwa, mwa, very gay and into great things.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.