YOU SAID:
A newspaper almost ate my wiener
INTO JAPANESE
新聞は、ほぼ私のウインナーを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Newspapers almost ate my Wiener
INTO JAPANESE
新聞は、ほぼ私のウインナーを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Newspapers almost ate my Wiener
You've done this before, haven't you.