YOU SAID:
A monkey ate cheese behind his back then he threw up, the cheese tasted awful!
INTO JAPANESE
猿は背中の後ろでチーズを食べ、彼は吐き出し、チーズはひどい味がしました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The monkey ate cheese behind his back, he spat out and the cheese tasted terrible!
INTO JAPANESE
サルは背中の後ろでチーズを食べ、彼は吐き出し、チーズはひどい味がしました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The monkey ate cheese behind his back, he spat out and the cheese tasted terrible!
You should move to Japan!