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YOU SAID:

A martini, please. Shaken, not stirred.

INTO JAPANESE

マティーニをお願いします。かき混ぜずに振る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'd like a martini. Shake without stirring.

INTO JAPANESE

マティーニが欲しいのですが。かき混ぜずに振る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'd like a martini. Shake without stirring.

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