YOU SAID:
a lot of extinct bird chirping angrily directly at your surprisingly dirty eyeballs, trust me when I say they are REALLY MAD.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの驚くほど汚れた眼球に直接怒ってさえずる絶滅した鳥の多くは、私が彼らが本当に狂っていると言うとき、私を信頼してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Many of the extinct birds that chirp angrily directly into your amazingly dirty eyeballs, trust me when I say they're really crazy.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの驚くほど汚れた眼球に直接怒ってさえずる絶滅した鳥の多くは、私が彼らが本当に狂っていると言うとき、私を信頼してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Many of the extinct birds that chirp angrily directly into your amazingly dirty eyeballs, trust me when I say they're really crazy.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.