YOU SAID:
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
INTO JAPANESE
ストリッパーが泣いているとき、ラップのダンスはとても良いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the stripper is crying, very good lap dance.
INTO JAPANESE
ストリッパーが泣いていると、非常に良いラップのダンス。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the stripper is crying, very good lap dance.
You should move to Japan!