YOU SAID:
A if for arson, b is for barson, c is for commit arson, d is for don’t come near me, I will commit arson, e is for Emily commits arson
INTO JAPANESE
Aは放火、bはバーソン、cは放火、dは私の近くに来ない、私は放火を犯す、eはエミリーが放火を犯すため
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A is arson, b is Burson, c is arson, d does not come near me, I commit arson, e because Emily commits arson
INTO JAPANESE
Aは放火、bはバーソン、cは放火、dは私の近くに来ない、私は放火を犯す、エミリーが放火を犯すのでe。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A is arson, b is Burson, c is arson, d does not come near me, I commit arson, e because Emily commits arson.
INTO JAPANESE
Aは放火、bはバーソン、cは放火、dは私の近くに来ない、私は放火を犯す、eはエミリーが放火を犯すからだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A is arson, b is Burson, c is arson, d is not coming near me, I commit arson, e is because Emily commits arson.
INTO JAPANESE
Aは放火、bはバーソン、cは放火、dは私の近くに来ていない、私は放火を犯す、eはエミリーが放火を犯すからだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A is arson, b is Burson, c is arson, d is not coming near me, I commit arson, e is because Emily commits arson.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.