YOU SAID:
A hot hat hits a hot hat because the heat of the hot hat hurts himself so he hits the hot hat
INTO JAPANESE
暑い帽子は暑いので暑いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hot hat is hot because it is hot
INTO JAPANESE
暑いので暑い帽子は暑い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The hot hat is hot because it is hot
INTO JAPANESE
暑いので暑い帽子は暑い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The hot hat is hot because it is hot
Come on, you can do better than that.