YOU SAID:

A hot hat hits a hot hat because the heat of the hot hat hurts himself so he hits the hot hat

INTO JAPANESE

暑い帽子は暑いので暑いです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hot hat is hot because it is hot

INTO JAPANESE

暑いので暑い帽子は暑い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hot hat is hot because it is hot

INTO JAPANESE

暑いので暑い帽子は暑い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The hot hat is hot because it is hot