YOU SAID:
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks why the long face
INTO JAPANESE
馬がバーに入るとバーテンダーはなぜ長い顔をするのか尋ねる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a horse enters a bar, the bartender asks why he has a long face.
INTO JAPANESE
馬がバーに入ると、バーテンダーはなぜ長い顔をするのか尋ねます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When a horse enters a bar, the bartender asks why he has a long face.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.