YOU SAID:
A Hobo is eating my car
INTO JAPANESE
ホーボーは私の車を食べてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hobo, eating in my car.
INTO JAPANESE
ホーボー、私の車で食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ride the Hobo, I eat.
INTO JAPANESE
ホボに乗る、私は食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ride the Hobo, I eat.
You've done this before, haven't you.