YOU SAID:
A HANDSOME MAN WITH SHAPELY BUTTOCKS CAN STEAL FOOD UNPUNISHED, BUT A CAREFREE MAN OUTSIDE THE LAW IS CURSED TO STRANGE PLACES AND CANNOT REST
INTO JAPANESE
形の良いお尻を持つハンサムな男は食べ物を盗んでも罰せられないが、法の外にいる気ままな男は奇妙な場所に呪われて休むことができない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A handsome man with a shapely ass can steal food with impunity, but a wayward man outside the law is cursed with a strange place and cannot find rest.
INTO JAPANESE
形のいい尻を持つハンサムな男は、罰を受けることなく食べ物を盗むことができるが、法の外にいる不道徳な男は奇妙な場所に呪われ、安息を見つけることができない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A good-looking man with a shapely ass can steal food with impunity, but an immoral man who is outside the law is cursed to a strange place where he can find no rest.
INTO JAPANESE
格好良くて尻の形のいい男は、食べ物を盗んでも罰せられないが、法の外にいる不道徳な男は、安息の地を見つけることのできない奇妙な場所に呪い込まれる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A good looking man with a shapely bottom can steal food with impunity, but an immoral man who lives outside the law is condemned to a strange place where he will never find rest.
INTO JAPANESE
格好良くてお尻が綺麗な男は、食べ物を盗んでも罰せられないが、法の外で暮らす不道徳な男は、決して安息の場のない奇妙な場所に閉じ込められる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A good looking man with a nice ass can steal food and get away with it, but an immoral man who lives outside the law is locked up in strange places where he will never find rest.
INTO JAPANESE
格好良くて尻のいい男は食べ物を盗んでも罰を受けずに済むが、法の外で暮らす不道徳な男は、決して安息の場のない奇妙な場所に閉じ込められる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A good looking guy with a nice ass can steal food and get away with it, but an immoral man who lives outside the law is trapped in strange places where he will never find rest.
INTO JAPANESE
格好良くてお尻が素敵な男は食べ物を盗んでも罰を受けずに済むが、法の外で暮らす不道徳な男は、決して安息の場を見つけられない奇妙な場所に閉じ込められてしまう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A good looking guy with a nice ass can steal food and get away with it, but an immoral man who lives outside the law is trapped in strange places where he will never find rest.
Come on, you can do better than that.