YOU SAID:
a goat walked into a bar, became god
INTO JAPANESE
ヤギがバーに足を踏み入れ、神になりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A goat steps into a bar and becomes a god
INTO JAPANESE
ヤギがバーに足を踏み入れて神になる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A goat steps into a bar and becomes a god
You should move to Japan!