YOU SAID:
a goat tried to eat my friends hand once
INTO JAPANESE
ヤギが友達の手を一度食べようとした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The goat tried to eat his friend's hand once
INTO JAPANESE
ヤギは一度友達の手を食べようとした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The goat once tried to eat his friend's hand
INTO JAPANESE
ヤギはかつて彼の友人の手を食べようとしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The goat once tried to eat the hand of his friend
INTO JAPANESE
ヤギはかつて彼の友人の手を食べようとしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The goat once tried to eat the hand of his friend
That didn't even make that much sense in English.