YOU SAID:

-A friend is someone who is always at your side, -A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell bad, -A friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly, -A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself, -A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life, -A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs, -A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English, no sorry that's the cleaning lady, -A friend is not someone who sends you stupid chain letters because he wants his wish of his crush asking him out to come true. Now pass this on! If you don't, Satan will come for you in your sleep!!

INTO JAPANESE

A は常にあなたの側では、誰かの友人、- 友人は悪いにおいにもかかわらずあなたを好きな人、- 友人はうんざりするほど不細工でも、あなたを好きな人、- 友人は誰か自分を汚れてきた後をクリーンアップ、- 友人は誰かあなたの敗者の人生についてあなたが泣くときにいっしょにすべての夜、-、金