YOU SAID:
A fork has impaled my taint and it doesn’t feel good
INTO JAPANESE
フォークが私の汚れを傷つけてしまって、気分が良くない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The fork has hurt my dirt, I do not feel well
INTO JAPANESE
フォークは私の汚れを傷つけている、私はよく感じない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The fork is hurting my dirt, I do not feel well
INTO JAPANESE
フォークは私の汚れを傷つけている、私はよく感じない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The fork is hurting my dirt, I do not feel well
Come on, you can do better than that.