YOU SAID:
A foolish unspeakable evil samirai weilding an unspeakable evil magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
INTO JAPANESE
言えない邪悪な侍が、言えない邪悪な魔法の剣を振り回して、私に対抗しようと踏み出す。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An unspeakable evil samurai swings an unspeakable evil magic sword and steps up against me.
INTO JAPANESE
言えない邪悪な武士が、言えない邪悪な魔法の剣を振りかざし、私に立ち向かう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An unspeakable evil samurai wields an unspeakable evil magic sword to confront me.
INTO JAPANESE
言えない邪悪な武士が、言えない邪悪な魔法の剣を振るって私に立ち向かう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An unspeakable evil samurai wields an unspeakable evil magic sword against me.
INTO JAPANESE
言えない邪悪な武士が、言えない邪悪な魔法の剣を私に振るう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An unspoken evil samurai wields an unspoken evil magic sword at me.
INTO JAPANESE
語られざる邪悪な武士が、語られざる邪悪な魔法の剣を私に振るう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An unspoken evil samurai wields an unspoken evil magic sword at me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.