YOU SAID:
A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifiting coconut
INTO JAPANESE
魔法の剣を振るう闇の形を変えるマスターを振るう愚かな侍の戦士、魔法の剣を振るう愚かな侍の戦士、愚かな形をしたココナッツを振るうUNSPEAKABLEEVILを振るう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Swing a magic sword Swing a master who changes the shape of darkness A stupid samurai warrior who wields a magic sword, a stupid samurai warrior who wields a stupid coconut
INTO JAPANESE
魔法の剣を振る闇の形を変えるマスターを振る魔法の剣を振るう愚かな武士、愚かなココナッツを振るう愚かな武士
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shake the magic sword Shake the master that changes the shape of the darkness Shake the magic sword A stupid samurai, a stupid coconut wield a stupid samurai
INTO JAPANESE
魔法の剣を振る闇の形を変える主人を振る魔法の剣を振る愚かな侍、愚かなココナッツが愚かな侍を振るう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shake the magic sword Shake the shape of darkness Shake the master Shake the magic sword A stupid samurai, a stupid coconut wield a stupid samurai
INTO JAPANESE
魔法の剣を振る闇の形を振るマスターを振る魔法の剣を振る愚かな侍、愚かなココナッツが愚かな侍を振るう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shake the magic sword Shake the shape of darkness Shake the master Shake the magic sword A stupid samurai, a stupid coconut wield a stupid samurai
That didn't even make that much sense in English.