YOU SAID:
a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me
INTO JAPANESE
魔法の剣を振るう愚かな武士が私に対抗するために出て行った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A stupid samurai wielding a magic sword went out to counter me
INTO JAPANESE
魔法の剣を振るう愚かな侍が私に対抗するために出て行った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A stupid samurai wielding a magic sword went out to counter me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.