YOU SAID:
A flailing monkey says goodbye to the shooter.
INTO JAPANESE
炎の猿が銃撃犯に別れを告げる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The flaming monkey bids farewell to the shooter.
INTO JAPANESE
炎の猿は撃った者に別れを告げる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The flaming monkey bids farewell to the shooter.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.