YOU SAID:
A farting guinea pig eats carrots.
INTO JAPANESE
おならモルモットはニンジンを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Flatulent guinea pigs eat carrots.
INTO JAPANESE
鼓腸モルモットはニンジンを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Flatulence guinea pigs eat carrots.
INTO JAPANESE
鼓腸モルモットはニンジンを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Flatulence guinea pigs eat carrots.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.