YOU SAID:
a dude i peed on was missed
INTO JAPANESE
私が夢中になった男は見逃していた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I missed the man I was crazy about
INTO JAPANESE
私は夢中だった男を見逃した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I missed the man who was crazy
INTO JAPANESE
私は狂った男を見逃した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I missed the crazy man
INTO JAPANESE
私は狂った男を見逃した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I missed the crazy man
That didn't even make that much sense in English.