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a drunken farmer stumbles into his wife's bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. He says "This is the pig I've been f*cking"! she says "you idiot that is a sheep not a pig"! He says "shut the f*ck up I wasn't talking to you"!

INTO JAPANESE

酔っぱらった農夫が妻の寝室に腕を下ろして羊を運ぶ。彼は「これは私が犯した豚だ」と言っています！彼女は "あなたは豚ではなく羊の馬鹿だ"と言っています！彼は "私はあなたと話していなかった"と言った！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A drunken farmer lowers his arm in his wife's bedroom and carries sheep. He says, "This is the pig I committed!" She says, "You are an idiot of a sheep, not a pig!" He said "I was not talking with you"!

INTO JAPANESE

酔っている農夫は妻の寝室で腕を下げ、羊を運ぶ。彼は言う、「これは私がコミットした豚です！」彼女は言う、「あなたは豚の馬ではなく、羊の馬鹿です！彼は「私はあなたと話していませんでした」と言った！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Drunken farmer lowers his arms in his wife's bedroom and carries sheep. He says, "This is a pig I committed!" She says, "You are not a pig horse, sheep idiot! He said" I was not talking with you "!

INTO JAPANESE

酔っている農夫は妻の寝室で腕を下げ、羊を運ぶ。彼は言う、「これは私が約束した豚だ！彼女は言う、 "あなたは豚の馬ではありません、羊のばかだ！彼は"私はあなたと話していない "と言った！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Drunken farmer lowers his arms in his wife's bedroom and carries sheep. He says, "This is the pig I promised! She says," You are not a pig horse, sheep idiot! He said "I am not talking with you"!

INTO JAPANESE

酔っている農夫は妻の寝室で腕を下げ、羊を運ぶ。彼は言い​​ます、「これは私が約束した豚です！彼女は言う、「あなたは豚の馬ではない、羊の馬鹿！彼は「私はあなたと話していません」と言った！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Drunken farmer lowers his arms in his wife's bedroom and carries sheep. He says, "This is the pig I promised! She says," You are not a pig horse, sheep idiot! He said "I am not talking with you"!