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A dog is being walked in the park by its dumbass owner, whose nose is bleeding onto ice which is being broke by the dog.
INTO JAPANESE
犬が公園を散歩しているのは、犬が壊している氷の上に鼻が出血している、その馬鹿げた飼い主です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog is walking in the park to its ridiculous owner, whose nose is bleeding on the ice that the dog is breaking.
INTO JAPANESE
犬は公園を歩いて、犬が壊している氷の上で鼻が出血しているばかげた飼い主のところに行きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog walks in the park to the ridiculous owner whose nose is bleeding on the ice that the dog is breaking.
INTO JAPANESE
犬は公園を歩いて、犬が壊している氷の上で鼻が出血しているばかげた飼い主のところへ行きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog walks in the park to the ridiculous owner whose nose is bleeding on the ice that the dog is breaking.
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