YOU SAID:
A dog goes woof, a cat goes meow, and the holy pug screeches.
INTO JAPANESE
犬は横になり、猫はニャーになり、聖なるパグは鳴きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog lays down, the cat meows, and the holy pug crows.
INTO JAPANESE
犬は横になり、猫はニャーと鳴き、聖なるパグは鳴きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog lays down, the cat meows, and the holy pug crows.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.