YOU SAID:
a cracker a day keeps the doctor away
INTO JAPANESE
1日1杯のクラッカーで医者いらず
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One cracker a day keeps the doctor away
INTO JAPANESE
1 日 1 杯のクラッカーで医者を遠ざける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One cracker a day keeps the doctor away
That didn't even make that much sense in English.