YOU SAID:
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks… mostly sits.
INTO JAPANESE
理髪師は人のひげをそり、散髪をする人である。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A barber is a man who shaves and cuts men's hair.
INTO JAPANESE
理髪師は人のひげをそり、散髪をする人である。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A barber is a man who shaves and cuts men's hair.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.