YOU SAID:
a condom a day keeps the baby away
INTO JAPANESE
1日にコンドームで赤ちゃんを遠ざける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keep baby away with condom on one day
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、赤ちゃんをコンドームに近づけないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day, keep your baby away from the condom.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、赤ちゃんをコンドームから遠ざけます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day we move the baby away from the condom.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、赤ちゃんをコンドームから遠ざけます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day we move the baby away from the condom.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.