YOU SAID:
A column of pantaloons adorned the shelves of President Trump's closet.
INTO JAPANESE
パンタロンの列には、社長のトランプのクローゼットの棚が飾られています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Column bottoms decorated, President of closet shelves.
INTO JAPANESE
段組みの下部に飾られて、戸棚の棚の社長。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Decorated at the bottom of the column, President of closet shelves.
INTO JAPANESE
列の下部に装飾され、クローゼットの中の社長の棚します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Decorated at the bottom of the column, President of closet shelves.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.