YOU SAID:

A cold cup of tea is like a skid mark in my underwear

INTO JAPANESE

私の下着でスキッド マークのような茶の冷たい一杯です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cold tea like skid marks in my underwear, is full.

INTO JAPANESE

私の下着でスキッド マークのような冷たいお茶がいっぱいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is full of skid marks in my underwear, cold tea.

INTO JAPANESE

冷たいお茶、私の下着でスキッド マークがいっぱいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Skid marks are filled with cold tea, my underwear.

INTO JAPANESE

スキッド マークは、冷たいお茶、私の下着で満ちています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Skid marks are filled with cold tea, my underwear.