YOU SAID:
A chicken laid a post!
INTO JAPANESE
鶏がポストを置いた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The chicken put the post!
INTO JAPANESE
鶏肉はポストを置く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Chicken put a post!
INTO JAPANESE
チキンはポストを置く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Chicken put the post!
INTO JAPANESE
チキンはポストを置く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Chicken put the post!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.