YOU SAID:

A chicken ate you then pooped o your face

INTO JAPANESE

鶏を食べたし、へとへとになった o 君の顔

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ate the chicken and then buggered o face

INTO JAPANESE

鶏を食べたし、o 顔使い物になりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

O look useless, and ate the chicken.

INTO JAPANESE

O 見て役に立たないとチキンを食べた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

O I ate chicken as it was useless to see.

INTO JAPANESE

OIはそれが役に立たなかったので鶏肉を食べました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

OI ate chicken because it was useless.

INTO JAPANESE

OIは役に立たなかったので、鶏肉を食べました。

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OI was useless, so I ate chicken.

INTO JAPANESE

OIは役に立たなかったので、私は鶏肉を食べた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

OI was useless, so I ate chicken.