YOU SAID:
A cat patted a bat which fell on the hat.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は、帽子に落ちたバットを軽くたたいた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cat bat in the hat fell to tapped.
INTO JAPANESE
帽子をかぶった猫のバットに落ちたにタップ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bat cat Hat fell to tap.
INTO JAPANESE
コウモリ猫帽子は、タップに落ちた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bat cat Hat fell to the tap.
INTO JAPANESE
コウモリ猫帽子は、タップに落ちた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bat cat Hat fell to the tap.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.