YOU SAID:
A cat bit me on my toe I guess I'll die.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は私の私は死ぬだろうと思う私のつま先を噛んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bite the cat would die I want my toes.
INTO JAPANESE
かま猫は死ぬ私のつま先をしたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bite the cat would die my toes.
INTO JAPANESE
かま猫は、私のつま先を死ぬでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bitten cat die on my toes.
INTO JAPANESE
私の足にかま猫死ぬ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bitten cat die on my feet.
INTO JAPANESE
私の足にかま猫死ぬ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bitten cat die on my feet.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.