YOU SAID:
a blind man once told me he can see em
INTO JAPANESE
盲目の男は一度彼は em を見ることができます私に語った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A blind man once he was told I can see em
INTO JAPANESE
盲目の男一度彼は em を見ることができると言われました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Said the blind man once he can see em.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は em を見ることができます一度盲目の男は言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He can see em once a blind man said.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は、盲目の男がかつて em を見ることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He can see em once blind man.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は em 一度盲目の男を見ることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He can see the blind man em again.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はもう一度盲人 em を見ることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He can see the blind man em again.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.