YOU SAID:
A bird farts on my shoes
INTO JAPANESE
私の靴に鳥が屁をした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A bird farting in my shoe.
INTO JAPANESE
靴の中で放屁している鳥。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Birds farting in their shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
鳥は靴の中で屁をしている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Birds are farting in their shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
鳥は靴の中で屁をしている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Birds are farting in their shoes.
Come on, you can do better than that.