YOU SAID:
A big fat cat sat on a mat upon a crack
INTO JAPANESE
大きな太った猫がひびの入ったマットの上に座っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A big fat cat was sitting on a cracked mat
INTO JAPANESE
ひびの入ったマットの上に大きな太った猫が座っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A big fat cat was sitting on a cracked mat
That's deep, man.