YOU SAID:
A benny a day keeps the demons away
INTO JAPANESE
1日1ベニーは悪魔を遠ざける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once a day, Benny keeps the devil away.
INTO JAPANESE
一日に一度、ベニーは悪魔を遠ざけている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once a day, Benny keeps the devil away.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.