YOU SAID:
55 minutes ago Your boyfriend (me) is about to read the Bayern Munich book that you (my wife) got him for Christmas! (because I asked for it repeatedly)
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55 分前に (私が) あなたの彼氏があなた (妻) はクリスマスのために彼を得たバイエルン ミュンヘン本を読む!(これは繰り返し求めた)
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55 minutes ago (I read) Bayern Munich book got him for Christmas to you (his wife) is your boyfriend! (This is called repeatedly)
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55 分前 (読んだ) のクリスマスを (彼の妻) は彼氏、バイエルン ミュンヘンの本は彼を得た!(これは繰り返し呼ばれる)
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55 minutes ago (read) Christmas (his wife) that he got a boyfriend, Bayern Munich's book! (This is called repeatedly)
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55 分前 (読み取り) クリスマス (彼の妻)、彼を得た彼氏、バイエルン ミュンヘンの本!(これは繰り返し呼ばれる)
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Boyfriend Christmas (his wife), he got 55 minutes ago (read), Bayern Munich's book! (This is called repeatedly)
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彼氏クリスマス (彼の妻)、彼は 55 分前 (読み取り)、バイエルン ミュンヘンの本を持って!(これは繰り返し呼ばれる)
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Boyfriend Christmas (his wife), he has books of Bayern Munich 55 minutes ago (read)! (This is called repeatedly)
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彼氏クリスマス (彼の妻)、彼は 55 分前 (読み取り) バイエルン ミュンヘンの本を持っている!(これは繰り返し呼ばれる)
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Boyfriend Christmas (his wife), his 55 minutes ago (read) books of Bayern Munich has! (This is called repeatedly)
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彼氏クリスマス (彼の妻)、彼の 55 分前 (読み取り) バイエルン ミュンヘンの本を持っています!(これは繰り返し呼ばれる)
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Boyfriend Christmas (his wife), his 55 minutes ago (read) have books of Bayern Munich! (This is called repeatedly)
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彼氏クリスマス (彼の妻)、彼 55 分前 (読み取り) は、バイエルン ミュンヘンの本を持っている!(これは繰り返し呼ばれる)
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Boyfriend Christmas (his wife), his 55 minutes before (read) has books of Bayern Munich! (This is called repeatedly)
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彼氏クリスマス (彼の妻)、(読み) は、バイエルン ミュンヘンの本を持っている前に、彼の 55 分!(これは繰り返し呼ばれる)
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Boyfriend Christmas (his wife), (read) have books of Bayern Munich, his 55-minute ago! (This is called repeatedly)
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彼氏クリスマス (彼の妻)、(読み) はバイエルン ミュンヘン、彼の 55 分前の本を持っている!(これは繰り返し呼ばれる)
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Boyfriend Christmas (his wife), (read) has 55 minutes of Bayern Munich, his book! (This is called repeatedly)
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彼氏クリスマス (彼の妻)、(読み) はバイエルン ミュンヘン、彼の本の 55 分!(これは繰り返し呼ばれる)
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Boyfriend Christmas (his wife), (read) is 55 minutes of Bayern Munich, his book! (This is called repeatedly)
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彼氏クリスマス (彼の妻)、(読み) はバイエルン ミュンヘン、彼の本の 55 分!(これは繰り返し呼ばれる)
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Boyfriend Christmas (his wife), (read) is 55 minutes of Bayern Munich, his book! (This is called repeatedly)
That's deep, man.