YOU SAID:
500 likes and I'll dye my dog pink
INTO JAPANESE
500好き、私は犬をピンクに染める
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like 500, I dye the dog pink
INTO JAPANESE
私は500が好きです、私は犬をピンクに染めます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like 500, I dye the dog pink
You've done this before, haven't you.