YOU SAID:
5'7 leader who wears skirts because it makes him feel pretty and paints his nails and his 7 pirate black clothes wearing children
INTO JAPANESE
5'7のリーダーで、スカートをはいて、きれいに感じて爪を塗ったり、子供たちが7人の海賊の黒い服を着たりするので
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As a 5'7 leader, wearing skirts, feeling nice and nailing, and kids wearing the black clothes of seven pirates
INTO JAPANESE
5'7のリーダーとして、スカートを履き、気持ちがよく、釘を打ち、子供たちは7人の海賊の黒い服を着ています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As a 5'7 leader, she wears skirts, feels good, nails, and the kids are dressed in the black of seven pirates.
INTO JAPANESE
5'7のリーダーとして、彼女はスカートをはいて、気分が良く、爪があり、子供たちは7人の海賊の黒い服を着ています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As a 5'7 leader, she wears skirts, feels good, has claws, and the kids are dressed in black with seven pirates.
INTO JAPANESE
5'7のリーダーとして、彼女はスカートをはいて、気分が良く、爪があり、子供たちは7人の海賊と黒の服を着ています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As a 5'7 leader, she wears skirts, feels good, has claws, and the kids are dressed in black with seven pirates.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.