YOU SAID:
35 years old, eating a steady diet of government cheese, thrice divorced, and living in a van down by the river!
INTO JAPANESE
35歳、政府チーズの安定した食事を食べ、3回離婚し、川にバンに住んでいた！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
35 years old, eat a stable meal of government cheese, divorced three times, lived in a van in the river!
INTO JAPANESE
35歳、政府のチーズの安定した食事を食べ、3回離婚、川のバンに住んでいた！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
35 years old, eat a stable meal of government cheese, divorced three times, lived in a river van!
INTO JAPANESE
35歳、政府のチーズの安定した食事を食べ、3回離婚、川のバンに住んでいた！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
35 years old, eat a stable meal of government cheese, divorced three times, lived in a river van!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
