YOU SAID:
33 eggs ate my 29 different socks to fall down and crack
INTO JAPANESE
33 卵は落下して亀裂私の 29 の異なる靴下を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
33 ate eggs fall and crack my 29 different socks
INTO JAPANESE
33卵が落ちて、私の29種類の靴下が裂けた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
33 Eggs fell, my 29 kinds of socks torn
INTO JAPANESE
33卵が落ちた、私の29種類の靴下が破れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
33 Eggs fell, my 29 kinds of socks broke
INTO JAPANESE
33卵が落ちた、29種類の靴下が壊れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
33 Eggs fell, 29 kinds of socks broke
INTO JAPANESE
33卵が落ち、29種類の靴下が壊れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
33 Eggs fell, 29 kinds of socks broke
You should move to Japan!