YOU SAID:
2 kids in my backyard dancing around naked
INTO JAPANESE
裏庭で裸で踊っている2人の子供
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Two kids dancing naked in the backyard
INTO JAPANESE
裏庭で裸で踊る2人の子供
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Two kids dancing naked in the backyard
That didn't even make that much sense in English.