YOU SAID:
2:59 PM - Kifo: then you better bring a handkerchief to blow your snails into before you go on stage
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14:59 - Kifo: あなたはより良いあなたがステージに行く前にあなたのカタツムリを爆破するハンカチをもたらすし、
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14:59 - Kifo: bring a handkerchief to blow your snails before you go on stage you better then
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14:59 - Kifo: 行く前にステージにあなたより良いし、カタツムリを爆破するハンカチを持参
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14:59 - Kifo: before you go to the stage better than you, and bring your handkerchief to blow the snail
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14:59 - Kifo: あなた自身よりもステージに行く前にカタツムリを爆破するあなたのハンカチを持参
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14:59 - Kifo: bring your handkerchief in you before you go on stage you own more than snail
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14:59 - Kifo: ステージに行く前にカタツムリよりも自分のハンカチを持参
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14:59 - Kifo: bring your handkerchief than a snail before going on stage
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14:59 - Kifo: カタツムリよりもハンカチを持ってステージに行く前に
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14:59 - Kifo: before going on stage, will have to bring more than snail
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14:59 - Kifo: カタツムリ以上を持っている必要があるステージに行く前に
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14:59 - Kifo: before going on stage must have more than a snail
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14:59 - Kifo: カタツムリよりも多くする必要がありますステージに行く前に
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4: 5 - Kifo: before going on stage should be more than snail
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4:5 - Kifo: カタツムリ以上になるステージに行く前に
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4:05 - Kifo: before going on stage snail or more
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4:05 - Kifo: ステージ カタツムリ以上に行く前に
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4:05 - Kifo: before you go on stage snail or more
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4:05 - Kifo: ステージ カタツムリ以上に行く前に
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4:05 - Kifo: before you go on stage snail or more
That didn't even make that much sense in English.