YOU SAID:
1000 votes and I’ll eat my dog
INTO JAPANESE
1000票あれば犬を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1000 votes will eat the dog
INTO JAPANESE
1000票あれば犬が食べられる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1000 votes can eat a dog
INTO JAPANESE
1000票あれば犬も食べられる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1000 votes can eat a dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.