YOU SAID:
1000 likes and I eat my pants
INTO JAPANESE
1000いいねとズボンを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1000 likes and eat pants
INTO JAPANESE
1000好きでパンツを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like 1000 and eat pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は1000が好きでズボンを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like 1000 and eat pants
That's deep, man.