YOU SAID:

1000 likes and I eat my pants

INTO JAPANESE

1000いいねとズボンを食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

1000 likes and eat pants

INTO JAPANESE

1000好きでパンツを食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like 1000 and eat pants

INTO JAPANESE

私は1000が好きでズボンを食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like 1000 and eat pants