YOU SAID:
1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
INTO JAPANESE
1-2-3-4-5?これは私が今まで私の人生での聞いた愚かな組み合わせです!自分の荷物に、白痴であろうちょっとの事である!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5? this is a stupid combination I have ever heard in my life! my baggage, would be idiot kinda thing!
INTO JAPANESE
1-2-3-4-5?これは私の人生で今まで聞いたことが愚かな組み合わせです!私の荷物は、白痴みたいになる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5? this is the combination a stupid thing I ever heard in my life! my luggage will be like idiot!
INTO JAPANESE
1-2-3-4-5?これは、今まで私の人生で聞いたことは愚かなことの組み合わせです!私の荷物は、白痴のようになります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5? this is combination of stupid thing you've ever heard in my life! my luggage looks like an idiot!
INTO JAPANESE
1-2-3-4-5?これは私の人生で今まで聞いたこと愚かなことの組み合わせです!私の荷物は、白痴のように見えます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5? this is a combination of the stupid things you've ever heard in my life! my luggage looks like an idiot!
INTO JAPANESE
1-2-3-4-5?これは私の人生で今まで聞いたことは愚かなことの組み合わせです!私の荷物は、白痴のように見えます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5? this is a combination of the stupid things you've ever heard in my life! my luggage looks like an idiot!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.